A contest and the winner is…

Announcing another contest!

For the past six months, I’ve been very stealth about something big.

I’ve been thinking about how to tell you this for a long while. It’s a surprise!

If you can guess what I’m getting ready to share, you’re a winner. (I’ve already opened my big mouth to a few of you. You know who you are, I’m sorry, but you’re automatically excluded.)

First clue: it’s not a second book (yet).

Second clue: I’m not getting married (yet).

Any ideas?

I’ll be giving away goodies from Babeland for this contest — plus a copy of Single Mom Seeking.

I might need to get creative on this one because I could have more than one winner.

For starters, here are a few of the prizes:

A pink vibrating Paris ducky for your bath

Would any of my male readers use a pink vibrating duck? (That’s what I thought.)

A penis cupcake pan

Would any of my male readers make “cock cakes”? (That’s what I thought.)

Super cuffs

Say what?

Thanks to all of you who shared your good news in Aleve’s contest to win $100 dinner at PF Chang’s.

The winner — picked randomly out of a hat — is Mom2Maddie99, who said:

“I met an A+ single dad today at a soccer party & I’m hoping he calls.”

Congratulations!

And do tell us: Did he call?

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“A vegan alternative to leather restraints…. a pair of neoprene cuffs with nylon straps.” (Guys? Yes? I’m running out of ideas here!)

Read the book! Single Mom Seeking is a tell-all about how to date and remain a dedicated and involved parent. It’s a spunky, sexy, and moving chronicle of the humor, pitfalls, and rewards of balancing it all — single-mom style.

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